they need to just BURY HIM!
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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