i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Randomize