how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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