the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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