Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize