I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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