Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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