I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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