If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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