I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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