Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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