note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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