have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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