I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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