If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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