no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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