fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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