took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just googled if crying burns calories
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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