I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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