Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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