I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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