my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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