But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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