I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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