You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I am one with the molecules
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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