The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
This girl is more easily done than said...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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