I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize