Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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