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(312): View more from Illinois

omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies

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Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.

(1-256): View more from Alabama

That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..

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(970): View more from Colorado

I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do

(1-970): View more from Colorado

enjoy it.

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(586): View more from Michigan

When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"

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