Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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