How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Hippo gnu deer
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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