Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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