you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
i now understand why vodka
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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