i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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