he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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