question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
