Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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