I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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