i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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