I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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