hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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