Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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