your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Randomize