Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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