Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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