I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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