I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Blood and glitter go together right?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
She needs sedatives and a leash
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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