This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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