I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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