I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
is it fun? or sober?
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