Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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