i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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