I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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