ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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